I’d go with “D” — but if that’s what they want to talk about, that’s what we’ll talk about . . .
Delegate Bob Brink
Floor Statement
February 7, 2008
“Mr. Speaker, like many members of this body, I’m a proud alumnus of the College of William And Mary. In my case, I graduated from the College’s Law School back in the Pleistocene Era. So I was alarmed this week to hear that my Alma Mater is a fallen woman. We learned that she has become, if you’ll excuse the expression, the butt of off-color jokes.
“It seems that the students of William and Mary sponsored something called a ‘Sex Workers Art Show’ which is touring the country. Now, here’s a news flash for you: You take thousands of college-age men and women, put them in a confined space like a college campus, and some of them actually have an interest in sex!
“And, like every good melodrama, this story of The Fallen Woman has a villain: the President of the College. It seems that he didn’t do enough to stop those young men and women from talking about sex. Off with his head!
“Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth, here are some of the things that are going on at the College of William and Mary:
* “Last year a record number of William and Mary students were named Fulbright Scholars.
* “This year, the College was named the fifth highest school of its size in the number of Peace Corps volunteers it produced.
* “Students contributed over 300,000 hours of volunteer community service.
* “And applications and enrollment are up. I guess those students and their families just didn’t get the memo that the College is such a den of iniquity.
“That’s what’s happening in the real world. The College of William and Mary is, and with our support it will remain, a center of excellence and a source of pride for all of the citizens of the Commonwealth.
“But enough of that – let’s go back to talking about sex. Now, apparently some members think that this Sex Workers Art Show is such a threat to the Commonwealth that it demands hands-on attention – if you’ll excuse the expression. Well, I’ve got good news for you.
“You may have missed the performance over in Williamsburg, but according to the group’s schedule, if you’re from Fairfax County you could have caught the Show at a little place up there called George Mason University. Even better, the Sex Workers Art Show is coming to Richmond this Friday. Yes, my friends, we’ve got trouble right here in River City. Now, the House may be in session over the weekend, so the concerned citizens among us can just amble down Broad Street – if you’ll excuse the expression — to do their fact finding mission.
“So — this exhibition is appearing in several places across the Commonwealth, including another public university. Why all the indignation about William and Mary? The answer is simple: the College of William and Mary has become the Right Wing Noise Machine’s latest target, and its President has become their latest candidate for Swiftboating.
“Unless I miss my bet, pretty soon we’ll see the next chapter in the Noise Machine’s playbook: the fundraising appeal. I’m certain this trumped-up outrage will be used to beg little old ladies to give money out of their hard-earned savings to line the pockets of some right wing group.
“Mr. Speaker, to hear some people tell it, you’d think the Sex Workers Art Show was the most awful thing that’s ever happened on a Virginia college campus. It’s not. This whole issue is a trivial distraction from the real challenges our colleges face. We’re stewards of Virginia’s world-class higher education system, and we need to address those challenges.
“We don’t need to spend our time slandering an institution that’s one of the Commonwealth’s crown jewels, bullying its dedicated leadership, and turning this body into the Decency Police. Above all, we don’t need to waste our time giving a bunch of aging legislators a chance to talk about sex. We have more important things to do.â€